Before we get to the individuals, let's talk about what your government actually pays for things — because the markup isn't a bug, it's the business model.
What Your Government Pays vs. What Things Actually Cost
Pay system for 290,000 employees
$5,000,000,000+
What a pay system actually is: Employee × Rate × Hours = Deposit. Shopify processes billions. Tim Hortons pays 15 people on time for $30/month. A CS student could build one in a weekend.
ArriveCAN — a COVID questionnaire app
$59,500,000
What it actually is: a web form with 10 fields and a QR code. A competent developer builds this in 3 days. 76% of subcontractors did zero work.
Long Gun Registry — a database
$629,000,000
What it actually is: a table with columns (Name, Address, Serial Number, Type). Your local library catalogue is more complex. Original budget: $2 million.
Hunting 84 deer on a BC island
$800,000
That's $9,524 per deer. With helicopters and semi-automatic weapons. Any hunter in Canada would have done it for a tag and a case of beer.
Catching one (1) bullfrog
$10,000
Parks Canada. Four years. One bullfrog. A 12-year-old with a net would have done it for free.
Flying a Canadian chef to India to cook Indian food
$17,000
India. Home of Indian food. They flew a Canadian there to make it. During a state visit. With your money.
86 leather chair cushions (Mexico City embassy)
$24,638
$286 per cushion. You can get a whole leather chair at Costco for less.
A fence at Signal Hill, Newfoundland
$65,000
Put up. Taken down one week later. $65,000 for a fence that existed for 7 days. That's $9,286 per day of fence.
A barn at Rideau Hall
$8,000,000
Eight million dollars. For a barn. Your tax dollars built the most expensive barn in Canadian history. The cows must be thrilled.
EV battery subsidies to foreign multinationals
$28,200,000,000
$28.2 billion to Stellantis, VW, and Northvolt (bankrupt). 20-year break-even "hope." Stellantis responded with layoffs. You paid for that.
Trans Mountain Pipeline (original est. $5.4B)
$34,200,000,000
6x over budget. Up to $18.8 billion in projected taxpayer losses. $1,255 per Canadian household. But there's no money for veterans.
TOTAL DOCUMENTED WASTE (partial list)
$100,000,000,000+
Every dollar above came from you. None of it was optional. None of it was refunded. And nobody went to jail.